GET IN SHAPE THIS SUMMER?? LOSE 5 STONE IN 2 WEEKS FOR YOUR WEDDING DAY?? RUBBISH in London, Essex for sale

I HATE WHEN I SEE AD LIKE THIS:GET IN SHAPE FOR SUMMER/ LOSE 5 STONE IN 2 WEEKS READY FOR YOUR WEDDING? AND THE LIST GOES.. WHY NO LOSE WEIGHT AND GET FIT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE NOT JUST FOR SPECIAL OCCASSION. I AM A KICKBOXING BLACK BELT KICKBOXING INSTRUCTOR,PERSONAL TRANIER AND PRACTTIONER OF KRAV MAGA AND KALI. I DONT OFFER QUICK RESULTS , I DONT WORK WITH PEOPLE WHO WANTS MAGIC ,LOSE WEIGHT IN 3 DAYS OR LEARN A MARTIAL ART IN A WEEK.. I TRAIN PEOPLE OUTDOOR OR IN THE CONFORT OF YOUR HOME, I HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR NEW CLIENTS:£99 FOR 10 PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS AND YOU DONT HAVE TO STAY AFTER THAT,NO CONTRACT, NO OBBLIGATION. IF YOU DONT WANT TO COMMIT TO THE 10 SESSIONS FIRST,YOU CAN TRY A SESSION FOR ONLY £25.. FEEL FREE TO CALL FOR MORE INFO AND A LINK TO MY WEBSITE. NO EQUIPMENT REQUIRED