6 SEATER CREWCAB VAN / MINI BUS in London, Essex for sale

HAD ENOUGH NOW.... TIME WASTERS, DREAMERS, WANT FOR NOTHINGS, IDLE PROMISES , RIGHT MY OWNER GETS A COMPANY MOTOR THIS WEEK SO ... I HAVE TO GO :-{ BEST OFFER THIS WEEKEND HE WILL PROBABLY SNAP YOUR HAND OFF........ YES THATS RIGHT I AM A PINK VAN, GO ON LAUGH ......DRIVE ME AWAY £1400 WELL I HAVE BEEN A WORKING VAN ALL MY LIFE, 1ST I WAS WORKING FOR THE QUEEN & HER POST OFFICE, THEN WHEN THEY HAD HAD ENOUGH OF ME THEY SOLD ME. THEN I WAS BOUGHT BY A MAN WHO WAS RUNNING A HANDYMAN BUSINESS... HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO MAKE ME WEAR PINK , EVERYBOBY LOOKS & STARES EVERYWHERE I GO, SUPPOSE THAT WAS HIS IDEA .... I'VE NOT HAD A BAD LIFE REALLY ALL JOKING APART I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LOOKED AFTER & IN RETURN I'VE NEVER LET HIM DOWN, EVERY DAY I START 1st TIME , EVERYTIME (ONLY FAIR WOULDN'T YOU SAY ) WHEN I WENT FOR MY LAST MOT I GOT NO ADVISORY NOTES, WAS REALLY HAPPY. YOU KNOW I'M GETTING ON A BIT NOW, I FIRST HIT THE ROAD IN JULY 05 BUT I'VE ONLY GOT 70.000 MILES NOT BAD IS IT ? YOU WILL NOTICE BY THE PICTURES THAT HE HAS STARTED TO REMOVE HIS PHONE No I THINK HE HAS DECIDED TO LEAVE THE OTHER GRAPHICS TO SEE IF ANYBODY WOULD LIKE TO USE ME AGAIN FOR SIMILAR WORK, I KNOW HE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THE GRAPHICS, MY MOT RUNS UNTIL NOVEMBER & MY TAX UNTIL THE END OF MARCH. I COME WITH 6 SEATS ALL WITH SEAT BELTS ONLY 1 LAP BELT WHICH IS THE FRONT MIDDLE SEAT ALL THE REST ARE 3 POINT BELTS, YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS EVEN LEAVING THE STEREO & SPEAKERS & ITS NOT A BAD SYSTEM. I COULD HAPPILY RETIRE FROM WORK & BE A FAMILY BUS BUT STILL GOT LOADS OF LIFE BECAUSE I HAVE NOT REALLY WORKED THAT HARD, SO IF YOU DID WANT TO WORK ME .... YOU LOOK AFTER ME & I LOOK AFTER YOU , SIMPLES HE MAY BE INTERESTED IN A SWAP IF YOU HAVE A RELIABLE CAR WITH TAX & MOT BUT NO BOY RACER THINGS ALSO WOULD HAVE TO BE CLEAN & TIDY DID I MENTION THAT DRIVING ME IN LONDON IS NOT A PROBLEM , LEZ CONPLATANT £1700.00 ONO CALL OR TEXT £1400 £1400 £1400 £1400 £1400 £1400 £1400 £1400 £1400 £1400 £1400 I NEED TO BE SOLD THIS WEEKEND , TRY A PRICE , BUT NOT TO SILLY , YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ????? PS, PLEASE DONT CALL HIM AFTER 10 PM